Enough about Wives, now something for Husbands

A new metal is added to chemistry:
Name: Husband
Symbol: Hb
Atomic Weight:
-Light when first found...
-tends to get heavier over the years with time.
Physical Properties:
Boils at any time with inlaws.
Can freeze in front of his own family.
Melts if sees other women.
Very Bitter if questioned.
Chemical Properties:
Very Reactive
Highly Unstable
Possess Strong resistance to Gold,
Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books.
Money saving Agent.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the TV.